Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Entry 1

"I'm going to stick an egg beater up your vagina and make a Spanish omelet out of your ovaries."

2 days later: "On second thought, make that a Denver omelet. I like my eggs runny."

"I'm going to shove my fist up your butt."

"I'm going to rip your butt inside out and rub salt on it."

"I can hear you chewing."

"Your eyes are the color of poop."


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