Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Entry 3

"Shut up and keep Swiffering the kitchen as God intended."

"If you had to survive in the wild you would have been dead years ago."

"Sleep with your mouth closed tonight."

"Sometimes you make my penis want to jump off and run away to Alaska."

Him: "I like when you wear pigtails."
Me: "Why, because I look like a five-year-old?"
Him: "That's right, submissive and hairless from the neck down."

"I'm going to fill your vagina with honey and tie you to an anthill."


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