Thursday, October 27, 2005

Entry 11

"It's easier if you don't struggle. This will all be over in a minute."

"That's true. Your butt sweat smells like puppy dogs, cinnamon, and rainbows."

Me: "Your feet smell like chestnuts."
Him: "They smell like a dick in your mouth."

Me: "You don't like brown rice? You racist."
Him: "What? I don't like brown things. Except for your boobs."


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