Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Entry 18

"I'm not physically attracted to you anymore."

"You're not using my lips. Your ears are soft. You can use them to reconstruct your labia."

"Don't tease. We know what happens when you tease."

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Entry 17

"Every time you make a baby joke from now on I'm going to make you imagine something the size of a ripe orange coming out of your vagina."

"You have huge hands for a girl."

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Entry 16

"Your face is flat."

"Please. I didn't even hit you that hard."

Monday, November 07, 2005

Entry 15

On pregnancy:
"Stand on top of those stairs. I want to see how you look."

In bed:
"I set the rules around here."

"Dinner better be on the table when I get home, bitch. I'm in a slapping mood."

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Entry 14

"If you do that, I'll bite off your clitoris and spit it into your butthole."

"You're a low 4 on a scale of 5."

"You must be punished for your actions."

...more pictures to be posted soon.