Friday, December 16, 2005

Entry 21

Being punished.

Entry 20

"Your behavior is unacceptable. You must be punished."

"I should have slapped you harder."

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Entry 19

Me: "Would you still find me attractive if I gained weight?"
Him: "Of course not."

Me: "Hey, I was 15 pounds heavier when we started dating. How much weight could I gain in order for you to find me unattractive?"
Him: "Ten pounds."