Sunday, January 15, 2006

Entry 23

"I'm going to tie a windsock to your anus."

"You should wear rubber pants to bed."

"I'm filing a restraining order against you. It's 8:26 right now; I don't want to see you for another hour."

"Oh, I'll give you a moisturizing facial."

On my cousin Kirby, who is named after the video game "Kirby's Dreamland" and is also autistic:
"Huh. His parents should have blown on him and then put him back into his mother's uterus."

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Entry 22

Those weren't tears of humiliation. They were tears of joy.