Sunday, January 15, 2006

Entry 23

"I'm going to tie a windsock to your anus."

"You should wear rubber pants to bed."

"I'm filing a restraining order against you. It's 8:26 right now; I don't want to see you for another hour."

"Oh, I'll give you a moisturizing facial."

On my cousin Kirby, who is named after the video game "Kirby's Dreamland" and is also autistic:
"Huh. His parents should have blown on him and then put him back into his mother's uterus."


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